I'm going to take 100 pictures of myself, post them online and then call myself ugly.

With your fishing pole in hand, you post these stupid pictures and comments, fishing as deep as you can for compliments. I usually just keep my mouth shut (yes, it happens) but what I want to say is "YEP, you're ugly, now move along." but I don't.. because you're not ugly and you know it.

You apply your make up just right, straighten your hair and put on the cutest clothes you have.. but you pose with those ugly duck face lips and the worried look on your face, and caption the photo "Wahh, I'm so ugly.." You're not ugly, but you do look stupid...