Bitching about Facebook while you're on Facebook.

L. O. L. Bitching about what other people put on Facebook is like complaining about what's on TV while holding the remote control. You can turn the TV off, or change the channel, or log out of Facebook, you queef.

"Yo. I'm gonna get on Facebook and bitch about Facebook."

Ugh. People like you make me want to slap myself. Now that's bad. I'm past the point of wanting to slap you. I need to slap my damn self for even reading that shit. Oh, and you want to delete your account? You say that every other day. After the third or fourth dramatic goodbye (which you never follow thru with because your annoying ass is right back on Facebook the next day) I just want to tell your ass to stay gone. Now you're just seeking attention. "I need attention. I need to feel wanted, so I'm going to cry that I'm leaving so people will tell me I must stay!"

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If you're going to make a dramatic exit on a regular basis, at least make it believable. Lurk for a little bit and then slowly creep your way back into the conversation. Because you know you're not leaving. You know this.

Rude Assholes.

You know who you are! You're the sorry piece of shit who never has anything nice to say to anyone. You live in your little dark hole under whatever rock you call home, you slither out everyday and spit your venom at whoever can and you somehow think that you're untouchable? Well guess what douchebag, that kind of thing irritates me just a little bit and I will shove that shit right back in your face. Don't be surprised if I politely (or not so politely, depending on the mood I'm already in) tell you to eff off and take your sorry ass attitude somewhere else.

I'm not a mean person but I'm done dealing with negative people. It's healthier for me to express my feelings rather than to bottle them up, and since I'm more concerned with my personal health than your feelings.. well, you know. I'm sure you understand.