Bitching about Facebook while you're on Facebook.

L. O. L. Bitching about what other people put on Facebook is like complaining about what's on TV while holding the remote control. You can turn the TV off, or change the channel, or log out of Facebook, you queef.

"Yo. I'm gonna get on Facebook and bitch about Facebook."

Ugh. People like you make me want to slap myself. Now that's bad. I'm past the point of wanting to slap you. I need to slap my damn self for even reading that shit. Oh, and you want to delete your account? You say that every other day. After the third or fourth dramatic goodbye (which you never follow thru with because your annoying ass is right back on Facebook the next day) I just want to tell your ass to stay gone. Now you're just seeking attention. "I need attention. I need to feel wanted, so I'm going to cry that I'm leaving so people will tell me I must stay!"

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If you're going to make a dramatic exit on a regular basis, at least make it believable. Lurk for a little bit and then slowly creep your way back into the conversation. Because you know you're not leaving. You know this.