Hypocrite.

Hyp-o-crite (hip-uh-krit)

Noun-

1. A person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.

2. A person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

Everyone knows one. Nobody wants to be one but everyone IS one at some point in their life. It's just a matter of making yourself look like an ass in public for everyone to see, or being a little less in-your-face about it. I personally don't give a shit what kind of hypocrite you are, but trust and believe I'm going to bust your balls about it if you direct it towards me.

The thing about it is, no one gives a rats ass about your high and mighty attitude. If I call someone childish because they are acting childish, it makes you look stupid if you butt in and tell me I'm being childish for calling someone childish.. Do you not see the irony in that? Or are you really that clueless?

And you're kidding yourself if you think you're better than anyone. Everyone has flaws, some are just a little less prominent than others. Your breath stinks in the morning just like everyone else's. Your shit stinks just as bad as everyone else's. And guess what? Your personality sucks sometimes just like everyone else's can. Everyone has their moments.

(Note: If someone is a bad mother, a thief or an abuser.. you're better than them and you can brag about that. Because they suck. o_O) I digress...

If you're calling someone out for things you're guilty of, you're a hypocrite. If you judge someone for not being able to spell but misspell every other word, you're a hypocrite. If you're judging someone for their actions to cover up the fact that you're insecure in yours, I only have one piece of advice for you: Get over yourself. You look like a fool. Ya dig?